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Perpetual Disappointment Diary

£9.99

The depressingly funny diary book for readers with a dark sense of humour. The edition has a bunch of attributes; The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecutiry Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles. You get the idea. ‘Cheeringly depressing.’ - Guardian.

Most Disappointing Edition Yet

'Best. Diary. Ever' - Metro

'Cheeringly depressing' - Guardian

'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it' - New York Times

Perpetual Disappointments Diary by Nick Asbury, the downbeat weekly journal for pessimists, stoics and losers everywhere, returns with its most disappointing edition yet.

Ground yourself with Realistic Mindfulness Prompts, Demotivational Proverbs, Unhelpful Folk Rhymes, and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car') plus advice for surviving Even Worse Case Scenarios (fighting a crocodile while tired, surviving an elephant stampede while running into an ex). Fill an idle moment with a Boring Crossword, and overcome creative blocks using Bleak Strategies.

This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary.